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The Rules

What a dick! We've all had one!

Ok ladies, we've all been there - upset at our other half, whether it be a boyfriend, husband, friend with privileges or even a booty call. And there are times we just want to vent, and we do to our girlfriends, but sometimes we just don't want them to know all our business or they are just tired of hearing us.

So ladies, here is your perfect girlfriend - she's called WHAT A DICK! She will listen to you, and she won't ever throw it in your face, she won't ever tell your mother, sister or the girlz. Weelll, maybe a few strangers but she'll never mention your name or where you live or the name of the “DICK” you're talking about.

Here's how it works! For lisaliving purposes, all men are RICHARDS - now we have nothing against Richards in particular, but the nick name for Richard is Dick - and what a perfect symbol for venting. What better name than DICK! The madder you are at him the bigger a dick he becomes.

You must play by the rules to have your vent posted. Do not post anything that will identify you or your dick or any parties involved - you wouldn't want to blow your dick's cover would you!

Use your words

No “f” words - who knows what little diva in training might find her way to this page

To describe how “mad”, “vex” or “upset” you are at your “man” use the following:

A little upset - call him Richard

Upset - call him Dick

Really Upset- call him Big Dick

Really really irate - call him super dick (or use as many supers as you want)

DO NOT use his real name, his name is Richard or any variations of Dick

DO NOT use your real name

DO NOT use the name of the city, town, village, you live in

If you remain anonymous you can tell your whole business and never be found out - but in the end you feel gooood because you have gotten it off your chest. And since others will be reading your-vent-you may end up with some good advice along the way, or at the very least comfort in knowing you are not alone!